Captain Jack Sparrow took one for the team!i woke up yesterday and decided for the first time to change the water for my three beta fish in their own respective fish bowls... which are actually more like little tupperware things because i'm too lazy to go buy some real ones, but that's beside the point. anyway, they are named Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Captain Nemo, and Captain Jack Sparrow. well i don't have a fish net to scoop them out, so i proceeded to transfer, one at a time, the fish into a separate glass of water. i got Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow all taken care of, everything going as planned, and moved on to Captain Jack Sparrow.. well naturally, being a pirate, he's a bit feisty, so as i finally got him cradled and ready to transfer to the glass, i lifted him out of the water
......buh duh duh..
(rising action music)
and just as i lifted him out, FLOP! *hits the floor*
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW IS DOWN!
so i freaked out a bit because captain jack sparrow is my pride and joy! i started yelling "come on captain jack sparrow! you're gonna make it! we gotta get you back into the water!"
and so i did and he was fine..........
............................BUT!
before he had made a run for it, he looked up at me with his one good eye and said,
"You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
..and THAT'S how captain jack sparrow took one for the team.
THE END.
*daveainley
EAT ME!
ARRRR!
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>> i am nervous that you wont be my lover <<
*my gallery-> [link]
..but i dont know how well grounded that story is. you may be living a bit too much in your head, Mr. Dave
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"I didn't know you were so intelligent."
Well I didn't know you were so stupid.
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Derek !?!
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luv ya
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I cryed a tear for you in the ocean, the day you find it, is the day I stop loving you.
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"ég gaf ykkur von sem varš aš vonbrigšum.. žetta er įgętis byrjun"
GAY IS NOT A SYNONYM FOR STUPID.
stop propagating discrimination and use one of the well over 50 actual synonyms for stupid in the english language.
Ya dork!
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"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the cat.
"I don't much care where..." said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the cat.
I had a beta fish and I named him wade. wade is a character from strangerhood [link] But, he died in August. The day before I went to school. So, it was pretty bad. But, if I ever get another one, I'm gonna name it Durrrrrnt!..lol
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"Your taste still lingers on my lips, like I've just placed them upon yours, and I starve for you!"
-Dashboard Confessional
*daveainley
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